Summary
Here are some excerpts from a "less than world-class" employee handbook:
- Sick days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.See the full content of this document
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Happy Employees = Happy Customers
- Surgery: Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.
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